Total Medals Earned: 266 (From 62 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,700 Points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/490 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (200/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 61/100 (305/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 13/44 (130/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/500 points)
Win the Race.
Get a Kill Combo of 5
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get a Kill Combo of 10
Yeah, I didn't spend time and effort on that cutscene or anything.
Visit SuperFTC.com! It's the site of this game's creator, Daniel Bucci!
Enter the Konami Code during the Race
Get Help. From the Help Menu.
Score 10000 Points in Any Mode
Run for 5000m in Survival
You Get the Picture, Right?
Score 20000 Points in Any Mode
Double the Story Distance in Survival
This One Will Be Fun to Get
Witness the Announcer's side story by bumming around the walls.
Beat the Game on Hard Mode
Score 40000 Points in Any Mode
Good Night and Good Luck
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Successfully die
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Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Start a new game.
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
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Get everything!
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
other stuff...
Beat the first wave. nothing special
Survive wave 3
Survive wave 5
Beat the Boss
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Start the game... press the play button.
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
